The Fool from The Tarot of Why by R. Campbell
More Ron.
I’m idiotic.
Moronic.
And on that topic:
I’m like an antique
I am dustable.
I’m like a mortgage
I’m adjustable.
I’m like wonder bread
I’m so crustable.
I’m so metal I am rustable.
I’m other things that aren’t discussable.
It’s disgustable.
I’m trustable.
To be more Ron.
M to the O to the R to the E to the R to the O to the N.
Moron.
Why?
I’m idiotic.
More Ron-ic.
And I’m myopic.
My scrutiny is granular.
It’s spectacular.
My tunnel vision is so trustable.
And you know it’s not a bunch of bull.
You can find me in the vestibule.
My kid’s moved out- I’m empty nestable
My baloney is so lunchable.
From Sacramento to Sebastopol.
The F.B.I. and the Interpol.
They all took a poll.
They say I’m more Ron.
The Detourist 