You Say, I Say.

You say tank top.
I say amputeeshirt.

You say the Internet. I say Humanity’s Need for Constant Reassurance. You say handshake. I say fingerhug. You say socks. I say shin turtlenecks.

You say pencil duel.
I say grafight.

You say sneeze.
I say nose shart.

You say kindly doctor who specializes in brain transplants.
I say friendly reminder.

You say clapping.
I say self high five-ing.