You Say, I Say.


You say tank top.
I say amputeeshirt.

You say the Internet.
I say Humanity’s Need for Constant Reassurance.

You say handshake.
I say fingerhug.

You say socks.
I say shin turtlenecks.

You say pencil duel.
I say grafight.

You say sneeze.
I say nose shart.

You say kindly doctor who specializes in brain transplants.
I say friendly reminder.

You say clapping.
I say self high five-ing.

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